Person S's Addiction to P

Ok, It is no secret that S watches a lot of pornography.
I was not aware that he was addicted to it.
Apparently it is (or was) a huge problem, and apparently it is not a big problem any more.
Well, S is mad now because B started talking about S's porn habits in front of M.
I did not think it was a big issue, considering how much S talks about porn...And how much he watches. Well, anyway. S is upset because M (a female) now knows about S's little problem. Personally, I was not aware that anyone did NOT know about his little "problem". Oh well...Anyway...He is angry now because M is never going to want to go out with him now.
I find this very funny. I do not honestly think M would have ever possibly considered dating S in the first place. Now S is going to blame B if M never agrees to a date. It is not B's fault, in my opinion. If S had an addiction, he should not have talked so much about his filthy little habits in front of everyone. If he did not want anyone to know, he should not have told anyone. He never told anyone to keep it a secret, and everyone jokes about it whenever he brings it up. We all laugh.
Oh well. Oddly enough, M is having issues with her new boyfriend. However, B has made himself available for a date in case she wants him.
Meanwhile MD (me) just sits and laughs as all this stupidity unfolds in front of him. What else can he do?
Oh well...Time for more [Adult Swim]. Goodbye for now, sweet blog. The TV calls.