Lucky Situation

OK, so I was trying to think of a scenario that, if you were to find yourself in it, one would think that there is absolutely no chance, whatsoever, of anything bad happening.

This is what I have so far:

Ride a unicorn that sweats blue diamonds while it is wearing lucky horseshoes through a field of four-leaf clovers to the end of a rainbow where you find a drunken leprechaun holding a red balloon and dancing on top of his pot of gold under the light of the stars on a night of a blue moon at the moment when the planets align.

I guess if you happened to be wearing a crucifix-studded rabbit's foot around your neck, it could add a bit of luck too.

Welcome to my mind.