Vocabulary Lesson
As per the request of a recent Picklefish attendee...here is a listing of some new vocabulary.
Main Entry: spit hand
Pronunciation: 'spit 'hand
Function: verb
Etymology: The Horst c. Brokeback Mountain
1 : the collective act of covering one's hand with saliva then massaging a partner's anal region with the saliva-covered hand to lubricate it in preparation for an act of anal sodomy and penetration
other forms include
spit hand
Function: noun
this may be used to describe the hand used in the act of spit handing
spit handed
Function: past tense verb
spit handing
Function: present tense verb
spit hander
Function: noun
this describes the person performing the act of spit handing
spit handee
Function: noun
this describes the person receiving the act of spit handing
This is quite possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever posted.
I hope you are happy, Horst.
posted by Matt at 10:27 PM
3 Comments:
No I am not happy, how could I be sharing such knowledge with the world. When man finds himself faced with the uglest his fellow man has to offer he has a decision to make. That choices are simple: sit back and pretend that such information is something to be swept under the rug, or illuminate the ugly things for all to see dragging to the spotlight in all its vulgar glory. No it isn't pretty, but neither is poverty, corruption, and disease. So there it is glistening for all to see the "spit hand". I beg you "reader" do not be afraid go out and warn the world. oh and its just damn funny.
8:09 AM
HAHAHAHAHA most excellent post!!!
9:18 PM
.... HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
I'm linking to this.......
6:52 AM
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