In Sam We Trust

Many many years ago, a man named Sam Walton created a company called "Wal-Mart".
Well, I recently saw on an episode of The Colbert Report that Walmart has completed all the steps necessary to become its own country.
Details:
Two Wal-Mart locations in Florida have gotten approval from the government to have in-store medical clinics. This means that these two locations will have plenty of food, water, supplies, entertainment, and a whole slew of weapons! Tons of knives, plenty of guns, and lots of ammo.
What is stopping them?
Oh well, c'est jeudi. Je ne travaille pas. Hurray!